First things first-- *cookies rain down from the sky*
I hope you're all doing great because you deserve it and if not, here's a gaggle Mikeyway approved unicorn *points to a herd of unicorns* (GAGGLE? HERD? LITTER?)
So. We haven't been all that active, have we? I have no idea what's happening to you all, and you have no idea what's happening to me. Therefore, this is an update on me. A progress report.
1) I'm queer af and have known that since last year but here's the proverbial official rainbow banner announcing that. Maybe I'm bisexual or maybe I'm pansexual (dammit autocorrect that's a real word) or maybe labels are stupid.
2) Ashley aka ashleyisdone is my girlfriend so HA. That has been a fact since last year too but here's another official banner proclaiming my infinite love for a wonderful adorable polar bear by the name of Ashley.
3) It'll take me five hundred pages to explain so the short version is last year I was mildly if not fully suicidal and bitter+passive aggressive me is very annoying so if I ever make a passive aggressive remark about whatever please pull my head out of my ass and slap me. Not with a chair.
4) I should not have gotten into Dan and Phil because they were the gateway to the emo world and bandom is simultaneously enlightening and soul crushing at once.
That's that. Has anyone been on chat recently? What's happening here? How's everyone doing? (Oh and my condolences for everyone who has to endure Donald Trump's presence) TELL MEH.
Have a brilliant day and doesn't William Beckett sound like one of those stupidly perfect names from trashy romantic comedies?
(CAREFULLY SCRUTINIZE THE SLIDESHOW. THE SLIDESHOW IS IMPORTANT.)
